RIVERS' EDGE

Joan Rivers being brought out of medically induced coma as family considers lawsuit over botched procedure: sources - NY Daily News

Ka-Ching!

Relatives of World's most surgery-happy (but still unattractive) freak are already plotting lawsuits against doctor before patient is even dead?? Sue God, fer chrissake! When/if Joan had died any time in past 30 years odds are good it will be in window of recent surgery!

HITLER YOUTH TOASTER PASTRY

How much did some team of marketing geniuses charge to come up with an androgynous Aryan kid who looks like poster boy for NAMBLA junk food?